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• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Give one the works
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• one person, one vote in a unitary state
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Give one a bit
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Why don't I have votes today?
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• the one single thing I regret losing the most
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• I have one whole anus
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• One Member One Vote
• How Important is One Vote?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• BQN: But, one for all?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We're one, but we're not the same
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Give one a stab
• Give one a cuff
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Give one the blanket
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• give me one night to show the savage
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Words that only have one context
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I could have been one of a two
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• One decision I now regret
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Have One On Me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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