Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I don't know if J.K. Rowling was being deliberate with the occasional suggestive word choice regarding wands but either way she put in some real zingers"

• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• but don't take my word for it
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• Being a dickhead
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• i know you are but what am i
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I know you are, but what am I?
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• being a kid was great
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• He smiles but it's not real.
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Things people put up their butts
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• words are cheap, but silence is a steal

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