Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I don't buy this "white people can't jump" stuff and I don't like it when someone sees someone ele as a supposed ambassador for a theoretical collective"

• People don't flail when they die
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't see like you
• stuff white people like
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• people who don't exist
• I don't like my smile
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• telling people what they don't need to know
• I don't want to see her
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Stoned music memories
• emotions others don't get to see
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't encourage people to read
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I don't believe in people
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't sweat the small stuff
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• I don't think I like your system
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Don't! Buy! Thai!
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Consumers: don't buy into the hype
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Things people don't want to hear
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• I just don't know when to quit.
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• I don't like grass
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Don't see the attraction
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• People who don't read
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Capitalize, please
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• you can't build a mental picture of someone you love
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• White Men Can't Jump
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• I don't like the drugs
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• I don't think I like love
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• If you don't like it, leave
• Work like you don't need the money
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I Don't Like Mondays
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Don't trust everything you see
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I don't like moving.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• love like you don't need the money
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.

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