Findings:
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- I Know Who Killed Me
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Who Killed the Jews?
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- why am i me, and you're you?
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- kill him dead; don't call me
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Who am I?
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- kill me (user)
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- who am I? (user)
- Who am I now that you're gone?
- Jews who supported Hilter
- Bob the Canadian Jew (user)
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- i just want to know who i am
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
- Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen: Who Killed Jimmy Olsen
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- Now I understand what you tried to say to me
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Who Killed Monster Munch?
- Society made me what I am
- Who am I? Who are you?
- Khaled Islambouli
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- Look at me, I am moving on
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Take Me As I Am
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I am Canadian
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Know your pets
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- It kills me to watch them go
- She kills me
- The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
- Who Killed Euronymous?
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- May those who are born after me
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- let's try me (user)
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Who am I
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- No One Knows Who I Am
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Who am us, anyway?
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- who am i (user)
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I want you to know who I am beyond my name
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Who am I this time?
- Who I Am
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- Who's Canadian?
- lord help me, for i am weak
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- These Foolish Things (Remind Me Of You)
- Does my goldfish know who I am?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Please Kill Me
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- That which does not kill me...
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Who Killed Cock-Robin?
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Who Killed Retro Girl?
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- Someone please kill me
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- kill me now (user)
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Kill the Man Who Questions
- Who am I to critique that which she is?
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