Findings:

• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• If you care only about you, and I care only about you, who cares aout me?
• I'm never getting drunk again
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• You, standing
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• remember who you were before you came here
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm not sexist for using the word 'dude'. You're sexist for only using it to refer to men.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm Only Sleeping
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• the person who loves to learn
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Why you are the most important person here
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• I'm glad you're here.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I'm a stranger here myself
• We who are here are still here, inviting others
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• Who died here?
• i'm here. are you here?
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• John, I'm Only Dancing
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• the only person in the room
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• The sort of person who watches porn for the romance
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• I'm Still Here
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• get drunk
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Girl drink drunk
• dry drunk
• Things men want when they're drunk
• coding drunk
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• Drunk and Wondering
• I was very, very drunk
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• punch drunk
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• drunken wasps
• Drunk as a skunk
• Music to get drunk to
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• The Drunk Joke
• Drunk, fix later
• The Drunk (user)
• Punch-Drunk Love
• drunk barbie (user)
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• drunk dialing
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving (node_forward)
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• Drunk Whale
• Blood drunk
• drunk on the tiniest pivot
• Drunk History
• here
• You're not from around here, are you?
• Wish You Were Here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• You can't get there from here
• Kilroy was here
• Right Here, Right Now
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Strangeways, Here We Come
• click here
• Why are you here?
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Here kitty kitty
• Do you work here?
• Too Funky in Here
• Your Name Here Stadium
• Here Comes Your Man
• If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Sixteen
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• it's not what you know, it's who you know
• Here Be Dragons
• Here is my father, here is something I regret
• Here and Now
• Right here
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I can't get comfortable here
• Suddenly Here on the Grass
• What's going on here?
• Insensitivity is here to stay
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• Here on Earth
• Here Come the Warm Jets
• From Here to Eternity
• You're so come here go away
• Here I am again

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