Findings:
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- I'm lazy. It's all I know.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
- I'm not homophobic but...
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Being a dickhead
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm not old enough to love you
- I'm not sure
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Charmed, I'm sure
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- well im sure (user)
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm Not There
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
- I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- After the flood all the colors came out
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- There but for the grace of God go I
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- Why are all senses but vision abstract?
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- America's social security is anything but secure
- Fuck them all but the six
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
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