Findings:
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Please God, make me a stone.
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- let me speak please (user)
- Please help me!
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- listen()
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Please, Call me Honky
- Pleased to Meet Me
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Someone please kill me
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I'll become what you became to me
- please forgive me (user)
- Give me a moment, please
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- Please Don't Bury Me
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Please stop annoying me
- Please Kill Me
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Please Please Me
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- please let me in (user)
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- ill
- Ill Communication
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'll call you
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
- I'll buy that for a dollar!
- well, I'll be jiggered
- Scene from the movie I'll never write
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- I'll Never Remember the Day
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- I'll Take Manhattan
- I'll never be the other woman
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
- I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
- seriously ill
- I'll Be a Sunbeam
- I'll throw the first rock
- I'll take the red pill
- I'll explain it when you're older
- I'll take my half whole
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- I Love You ... I'll Kill You
- I'll be your fantasy
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Cryptic, but I'll take it
- I'll get you next time, Gadget!
- I'll be a monkey's uncle
- I'll Play the Blues for You
- I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
- I'll be
- Ill Nino
- I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
- I'll mark your obstinate face with my fingernails!
- I'll move mountains with my lack of faith
- Still I'll make this water home
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
- I'll get there when I get there
- As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
- With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
- Mr. Ill (user)
- I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
- ill (user)
- At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
- I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
- I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
- I'll take you home
- You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad'
- I'll trade you three nodeshells for some inspiration
- Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
- Honey, I'll see you in hell!
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
- I'll Paint You a Sky
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- I'll be in my bunk.
- I'll get us a hotel room for the night
- There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
- Herrin ill
- look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
- I'll do anything to pass
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- I'll scream it until I believe it
- I'll tell you something
- I'll punch you as hard as you can cry.
- I'll be your mirror
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- Home I'll never be
- I'll jump over the wall and I'll wait for you there
- Things I'll Never Tell You
- i'll still be here tomorrow
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- inside my heart where the weeds take root now I'll set you free
- whatever, I'll upvote it
- The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear
- First Scenes for Plays I'll Never Finish
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