Findings:

• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• he that is not with me is against me
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• whoever kills me must finish my work
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• You mean the me that you would be
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Jesus He Knows Me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• he calls me monster
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• kill me (user)
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• He that is not with me is against me.
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• He loves me, he loves me not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• The Man He Killed
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• he calls me girly (user)
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• she, he, and me
• he would have laughed
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• It kills me to watch them go
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• how my computer nearly killed me
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• you cannot kill me in a way that matters
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• I would kill my mother
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Surely he would remember this
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• He taught me how to smoke
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He Hate Me
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• The day he gave me a lift
• He called me Sarah once
• He has redefined me, again and again
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• he would have cried
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Please Kill Me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• kill me now (user)
• She kills me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• That which does not kill me...
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I wish you would talk to me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• That would be me
• He brings me books like flowers
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Someone please kill me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• s/he
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Li He
• Ancient Arrowhead
• Don't Go Out the Door
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• he'
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He fled
• he says
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• So, he's leaving
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I was told that transcendence would come with the process of quietly living and dying alone and I do want a refund
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• mad he (user)
• He flops over and bonks his head
• What He Suffered
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He and She
• He (user)
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• He and she are one
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy

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