Findings:
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- that infinite loneliness of his lotus flowers and ducks
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- He made a way to his anger
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- Georg Cantor: His Mathematics and Philosophy of the Infinite
- he is too shy to write his tale
- Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
- How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
- a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He flops over and bonks his head
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He weaves his words
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Pointlessness had become his answer
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- He just left his body
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- He said, expecting the answer no
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
- Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
- A Boy and His Dog
- An Irish Airman foresees his Death
- In His Own Image
- Tokusan holds his bowl
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
- The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
- God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
- His Royal Highness
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- When the foeman bares his steel
- i like his madness
- Johnny Got His Gun
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Brazier and His Dog
- Picked his bones in whispers
- Innocent contact with his flesh
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- the moile with the clocks in his window
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- His Majesty the Scarecrow
- Saturn Devouring His Children
- His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- trumpet of his rump
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
- The Fisherman and His Wife
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- his
- too big for his britches
- Atom and His Package
- The Ass and His Driver
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
- How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
- Von Kempelen and his Discovery
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
- Pascal on his deathbed
- His 'N' Hers
- Toward his impossible light
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
- Bless his Heart
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
- My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
- The Fisherman and his Soul
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- How Pac-Man got his name
- Zuigan calls his own master
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
- up his own arse
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
- The Colour Of His Voice
- I saw his round mouth's crimson
- Valediction to His Book
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- And then I broke his nose
- Kissing a man all over his face
- pull the steel wool over his eyes
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
- His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
- On His Blindness
- His hips know the original dance
- Spinning in his grave
- de Molay recanted his confession
- The General in his Labyrinth
- Touch the Hem of His Garment
- The Fisherman and His Nets
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- The Eagle and His Captor
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and His Shadow
- His Name Is Alive
- His girlfriend
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- Let the earth hear his voice
- To His Coy Mistress
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- how Wiener found his way home
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- The Man and His Wife
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