When I let you, you make me deliriously happy.
I'm having fantasies about other people,
But what I want is YOU
I need a dose of Naked Nicky!
I may not be very good at performing them right now,
But I have my needs as you do yours!
I desire your most sensuous attention Nicky,

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[ A random E2 dream... As you may (or may not) have noticed, yesterday the E2 lag was unbearable. ]

Anyway, I dreamed after this laggy day that E2 was getting more and more slow.

Finally... E2 became so unbearably lagged that nate needed to take it down for a while. Apparently some small table from the database had gotten wiped out, and it needed to be restored from the backup.

Meanwhile, the E2 home page seemed to show snippets of thefez's nodes, some very silly quotes from other Everythingians, and Nate's comment that E2 will soon get back online.

I was walking down a road in some place that felt like Wyoming. I was supposed to be back doing something but i said "Fuck it" and went walking with ebony. I needed the space. I needed to get away for a little bit. Except, ebony wasn't ebony, she was a small yellowish dog with curls and hair, maybe a cocker spaniel, I'm not sure.

There were golden grasses along either side of the road, like wheat, only barely knee high, and a small metal fence, a mesh of thick and rusty six inch wire squares, paralleled us about 4 feet in from the road. There were no lines on the road and the tar was old and grey.

A dirt road went off to the left and we took it. It was short and lead to a body of water, which I waded into. The dog followed, I assume she walked along the lake bed. It was a dream not of her; she faded from my consciousness. The camera of my dreams swung a few feet past me and I saw myself look down and see a large fish maybe five or six feet to my side. It was at least four feet long with dead grey scales and sharp sharp teeth. A holdover from the paleolithic: long, gray, and motionless.

I sank into the perfect clarity of the water. I sat without disturbing it's surface. I was naked now. I watched the motionless fish. Minutes past and I noticed a tube of flesh coming up from it's back and trailing behind it. It was the morsel that some fish dangle before their mouths to lure smaller fish in. Only fully formed, and a fish on it's own.

The larger fish came from behind. Maybe half again it's size but thick and stubby in appearance. It grabbed the first fish in the legs it did but didn't have. It fucked it. It grabbed it doggie style and fucked it. Whether or not it wanted to be. They faded away from me, off into the pond, and as the fucked and faded the first fish became as a cartoon. It's motions became almost balloon-like as it bounced away from it's captor with every thrust.

The wated was now less clear. Sediment was mixed through it's molecules and still I sat. The water coming up to my pits.

Pain! A bite on my left arm. Teeth sank in. I grabbed with my right, and without sight through the much pulled the first fish off and threw as best I could in the fluid. Again! Biting hard and deep. Again I pulled with my right and threw harder this time... I had to get out.

I walked along the lake-bed of a pond now up to my pits when standing. The yellow ebony just confused in front of me beneath the surface. Sediment churned everywhere. I could barely see through the muck. Then it came. Quickly, it shot towards me but I was ready. I caught it between both hands and pulled it to my gut like someone catching a football. I held it aloft and with all the strength I could summon I threw it across the pond.

I had to get out.

I leaned into the pond and thrust with my legs. It was coming. It was coming again and the pain still drilled into my arm. So close, the edge so close, I don't want to be bitten again.

I am out. I am safe. Once more clothed and dry I stand on the sandy pond edge with ebony and start walking home. Not watching where I'm going, I stare at my arm.

At the thickest point of my left forearm there is a pit an inch deep, as if a nail passed through and pulled the surface of the skin down into the arm. At the base of the pit is a small red plug. It is blood. It is poison. The wound is clean but the poisoned plug remains. I had to suck it out. My feet pumped and carried me towards home.

I leaned in and brought the arm up. I sucked. The plug shot back in my mouth dissolving at the base of my nasal passages. I sucked harder to pull as much of the poison from my arm as I could. It was in my mouth, swirling in my saliva, but I couldn't manage to get enough to spit it out.

I leaned in and sucked on the other smaller wounds, repeating the process. I can't spit it out but somehow this isn't nearly as bad.

I am home. Only now the dream is watching two others. The one who was me is now a stranger, a boy. The camera follows him to a house in an abandoned sand pit. Cops, and other cars are parked by the door. As he approaches the door blue uniformed men lead cowofdoom from the house. He says something about how the first boy was there and can back up his story. They both start speaking, making up an event that didn't happen. Something about a car. cowofdoom mentions the roof catching on fire even though the first boy hadn't.

Then there are no police. The boys, once in their twenties, are now maybe ten. the look at a white flower growing in the dirt before the house. They are running: smiling and giggling, chasing each other across the land. The older one who was cow runs along a path of deep red clay that spirals perfectly up a hill. There is green grass to either side of the hill and the camera pans up and out until thirty feet directly above their playful bodies. It follows them as the run and laugh. The path makes some impossible turns and goes under some power lines.

The dream fades out as children run and play.

I was in the 6th form room at our school. A lot of people were there and clogging up the little corridor leading off from it. There was a table set up with lemon curds and jam tarts on. People were huddled around it eating. In true adventure game style, I had found myself in a situation where I have just woken up and there is lots happening. I decided that I would go outside, so I made my way out to the front door with my friend Mark.
A car was reversing fast along the road by the side of the school ... It did a 360 degree turn just skimming a parked car. My mate Rishi climbed out of the drivers seat with a content look on his face. At that moment a guy called out to him, as he needed his help to carry something. Rishi walked down toward us carrying a big white shelf stack on his shoulder. We helped him and took it off him, thus bringing ourselves into helping carry the rest of the 6 or 7 shelves.
We then proceeded inward back to the crowded 6th form room, where we found Bucko celebrating at his new find down at the local metro. He had found pies for 'buy 1 get 14 free' (I wish). So people hurried out to go and buy them all, leaving a table of half eaten cakes, and a corridor still full of a few people.

I wandered into a room leading off the corridor and slumped up against the wall, when a girl walked in. She had short blonde hair and was about up to my eyes in height. She walked up to me and started to talk to me. She obviously liked me, and I liked her. Then another girl walked in, she was a brunette and her hair went just past her shoulders, I was attracted to her more than the blonde girl, but I had decided that being as the blonde girl was the first to walk in I would have to stay attracted to her (Why oh why... im so dim in some dreams)
The blonde girl proceeded to kiss me on the lips. the brunette came up behind me, wrapping her arms around my neck loosely and kissing me on the back of my neck. This was the best time of my life, we were kissing each other passionately for a long time.
We wandered out of the room into the corridor where Jamie was, he had advised me to go to my lesson because I was already 30 minutes late and we were having a test ... but I couldnt leave this great moment. Eventually my friend Ben came and pulled me apart from the girls, he dragged me outside so that we could make our way toward the maths lesson.

I was yelling at Ben and his friends for pulling me apart with the girls, but it wasn't going to do anything helpful. My shoe flew off in their direction (from a kicking movement). I tried to run toward it but was slow, and they picked it up .. I was now walking with one shoe and one sock on the wet road as I tried to regain my shoe.
We walked down toward maths further, taking ages as I was slowing us up trying to convince them that I needed my shoe. Eventually they gave me something back, but it wasnt a shoe. It was a chewed up lolly stick, which I proceeded to wrap up in a rizla (whether I intended to smoke it or anything I dont know). I entered the maths room and apoligised to the maths teacher, who told me to sit down and get on with what we were doing. I sat down and woke up

Urban Night

  • It is three a.m. and I am walking a deserted city street in a residential neighborhood. Though unfamiliar, the place is well-lit; but I start to get a nervous feeling in my tummy, like I don't want to be out in the open. I'm not afraid of running into anybody but I want to be in a place where I don't have to watch my back. The nervous feeling rises in me and I quickly leap over the front hedge of a house. With my back to the bush I face a picture window, through which I can see the dim interior of a living room. Picture frames crowd the mantle, their contents dark and featureless. The perspective also affords me a narrow view down a hallway, glowing softly from a socket light. I can just make out a cracked doorway down there, spilling lamplight onto the hardwood floor. I mentally cross my fingers in hopes that the residents don't see me. Moments later, the street is bustling with dog-walkers, joggers, and others I can't identify by sound alone. Their streetlight shadows dance crazily on the house in front of me and I imagine that these abrupt pedestrians really are twenty feet tall with crooked legs that double in length with every step. I wring my hands and hope no one sees me.

  • My mother and I walk into an outdoor cellular phone shop, on the edge of a parking lot by a green belt. These are supposed to be the very latest innovations but they are all very large for cell phones. Most are the size of a big remote control and some have 17 inch lcd screens attached. I pull my own phone out for comparison and find it too is overly large. We leave the store when my mom is given a bag of special fertilizer, which just looks like a bag of dead plants to me. We spread it over a dead patch on the green belt, which is now our own lawn.

i come home to what in this dream is my apartment, and it looks nothing like the one i'm used to seeing in the waking world. i step inside the door, and see what appears to be my (fairly large) albino bunny, devilbunny, in his cage with all the accompanying bunny supplies, as though someone was packing him up to take him away. i have the distinct impression that someone besides me has been in my house. then i see devilbunny cavorting about the apartment, and it occurs to me that someone has given me another rabbit. still, i am terrified that someone has been in my house. possibly two someones, one with ill intent. i realise that i cannot turn on either of two lights in my kitchen, and it looks like the living room has been ransacked, possibly for some papers which actually have a real world correlate. i call my mother, but there is a constant dialtone humming in the background of the conversation. i convince her to come over and look at things before i touch anything. as she arrives, i wake up next to the slightly damaged frater shinma (not the e2 user).

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