Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Can you imagine if the church actually advertised this? Think of the POSTERS! or the CGI commercials. Mutant, half-dog, half-baby ghosts in the woods, caught in mid-transformation. They could sell the idea to a B horror movie maker and buy the Pope another hat."

• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You can judge a movie by its poster
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• So they caught Santa Claus
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• As silly and ambitious as I can imagine
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Church Can Cost You
• Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Can computers think?
• Can machines think?
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• The fluttering thoughts a leaf can think
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Could/can vs Would/will
• I think I misunderstood, a mirror caught my eye
• Do you think you could love me now?
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• Buy the rumor, sell the fact
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Another Gay Movie
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• The scariest words I can think of
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder (idea) mp3 (recording)
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• Another B-Movie Idea
• Thoughts on the idea of meeting another noder
• So they caught George W. Bush
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• You've got another think coming
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• She could not live with or without him
• They could have saved Kevin
• If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
• i think i could love you
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The Ulstermen Could Not Move For Horror
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Red Hat To Buy Microsoft
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Sell high, buy low
• Money can buy happiness
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Sell Berbatov and buy four center backs
• Buy low, sell high
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• I think I can, I think I can
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Menagerie manager
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• another ghost (user)
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Not Another Teen Movie
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I'm All You Can Think About
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• trick or can
• What we think we know can kill us
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Movie theaters can change people
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• can you imagine having to spend the rest of eternity in Illinois?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.

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