Findings:

• Improving your chess game
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Getting free computer parts
• Getting free pizza
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Finding free anime on the internet
• Bast watched me from the litter box
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• me so cute (user)
• The ground sucks the warmth from my bare and blistered feet
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• A word from anyone's alien
• How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Far From Me
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Stoned music memories
• You can't get there from here
• How to get free clothes in Disney World
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• Casino Free Game (user)
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• How to get DC power from AC
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• get yourself free
• You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Physical Insights from Conway's Game of Life
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
• Creating an audio CD from SNES game music
• Getting a free soft drink anywhere in North America
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• free association game
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• How does anyone get to Pewter City
• You can never get away from yourself
• Who is protecting whom from what?
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• far be it from me
• kick ass
• away from me
• Get home from work
• Memorable lines from computer games
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Take it from me
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Getting drinking water from bamboo
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Getting a site banned from Google
• From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
• qanat get there from here
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
• From Death, Lead Me To Immortality
• From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• That Game from Outer Space
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• Get out of jail free card
• Getting a free case of beer
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Free to Be, You and Me
• How to get a 19" monitor for free
• free kick
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Casino Free Game Online (user)
• How to get free magazines
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• all free pokemon games
• Free yourself from fear
• How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• They Flee From Me
• The Child who came from an Egg
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• People just expect things from me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Take me from home
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• Getting what you want from tech support
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• The Wild Colonials
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
• How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• Music From FFV and FFVI Video Games
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• Canada Kicks Ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass

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