Findings:
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- I must die or be better
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
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- any way, shape or form
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- To be or not to be
- Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
- Be a model or just look like one
- we can all just be around other people
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Be there or be square
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
- lost, or trying to be
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- the state should not be involved in marriage
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Any song can be a love song
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- Or at least it used to be
- Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- this is where we all came to be
- all limitations must be overcome
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Be all that you can be
- All good men are either gay or married
- The Epistemological Inquiry, or, Existence, at all
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- murder can be fun
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- All alone in the dark of the human heart
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- some day we will all be gone
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
- we can't all be rock stars
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- This statement cannot be proven
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- No one can be totally logical
- Can we still be friends?
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- The channels switch, but it's all television.
- Children can be cruel
- What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Music need not be popular to be good
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- The television will not be revolutionized
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- All units be advised
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
- Can't we all just be friends?
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
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