Findings:
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Why you should not be mean
- we can all just be around other people
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- How to translate a Latin sentence
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- How many special people change?
- How to herd people in public
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Be a model or just look like one
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- How Should A Person Be?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I know how many there are.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How fast can blind people read?
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- Automobile tire pressure
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- You know there's so many people living in this house
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- you just might be evil
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Just to see what it would be like
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- stupidity should be painful
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- Goops and How to be Them
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- How the Sun Came to Be
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Food should not be luminous
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- What is and what should never be
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- AI should be our top priority.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- How to be a troll
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Names that should never be given to important files
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- When you know things are just meant to be
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Laundry should be free
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- They Might Be Giants
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Things every child should be taught
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
- Be cool in college
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Should high school be mandatory?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- You might be a Mormon
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
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