Findings:
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- General sexuality newsgroup
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- You, standing
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Advice I have been given about girls
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Two virgins about to have sex
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- Computers have no sense of time
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- These papers do not show what I have done
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I have a bad feeling about this
- I have more stories about trains for you
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- I must have three heads
- Have you tried rebooting?
- institutions have lives of their own
- Let them have Festivas
- you can't have it both ways
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- Why males have nipples
- Justice and piety have vanished
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- Sally guests I have known
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- it's good to have a moose
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- How the mighty have fallen
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I have no faith in your God
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Baptist jokes
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- You can't have everything
- I have no complaint
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I have a dream
- You have a big finger
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- I have a tricorn hat
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- We're trying to have a baby
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- I have seen the elephant
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Have I Got News for You
- Here We Have Idaho
- I have no browser and I must node!
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Haves and Have-Nots
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- She's Gotta Have It
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Have you found Jesus?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- I have no hair
- The tattoo phenomenon
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- When I have female children
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Have a buck
- What have you been smoking?
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
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