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Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
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idea
)
by
everyone
Tue Mar 06 2001 at 8:09:05
No matter how hard you try, you can't
baptize
cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her
brush your hair
.
If your sister hits, you don't hit back. They always catch the second person doing the hitting.
Never ask your three year old brother to hold a
tomato
.
You can't trust
dog
s to watch your food.
Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a
tic tac
.
Never hold a "
dust buster
" and a cat at the same time.
School lunch
es stick to the wall.
You can't hide
broccoli
in a glass of milk.
Don't wear
polka-dot
underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you are sad is
Grandma
's house.
printable version
chaos
Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
Can children of the refrigerator age know the value of ice?
You know you've been away from home too long
It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
polka-dot
Buster Cherry and The Extra Digits
double tap
How vampires feel
lunch box
kitty
when they take my blood
Pushing gravity
Time Stops for No Mouse
The Skeptical Environmentalist
Breeding is not that difficult
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
baptize
Tic Tac
tomato
broccoli
Grandma
dog
combat boots
Variety is the Spice of Life
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