• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I would like to have emotions
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• What pornos would have us believe
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• you would have been
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Baptist jokes
• Have a buck
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Animals people have sex with
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• I have a bad feeling about this
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have no memory of my Mother
• You have the right to ask
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I have Gaelic
• Pigs have good noses
• Dude, you have a white spot
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• let's run away together and have an adventure
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Put the hat on
• Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
• Put Something In
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• I Put On My Robe and Wizard Hat
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• What if Amazon.com patented its review system?
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• an ache you would ask for
• The dog who would not move
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I have too many clothes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• All cats have nine tails
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• the dreams that should have died
• painting stars that have come to be
• Have a Safe Flight
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Put a mark on
• Put the promote on
• Put your mouth where my money is
• The revolution does not put dreams on trial. Nor does it save us from nightmares.
• How to put a crewmember aloft on a sailboat
• put your hand over the side of the boat
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• We would probably not understand alien life
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• I would recognize that face anywhere
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Let them have Festivas
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Why I have tinnitus
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Kids have no concept of time
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Penis for a day
• Astro City #5
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• The Monkeys Have Trouble
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• Put the blocks to
• Put up a beef
• Fossils were put there by God
• How to put PC-GEOS on a GRiDPad 1910
• The heart put to the flaccid rod
• The best kind of bartender
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• I knew before I met you just how we would end

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