To the tune of Let's Have a Kiki, by The Scissor Sisters. Or, if you prefer, Let's Have a KaiKai by William Belli and Rhea Litre. This is a very explicit writeup.


 

What's up? It's MJ. Leave a message.

Hey, I'm calling you back.
Oooh, he's been a bitch tonight.
And by bitch I mean this party; no whores, nowhere.
So I had to put on the flirt, and the ass,
And the clever, and the class, and basically throw myself at every dude in the room.
And you know what PARTY should stand for?
Please, anyone, ram this Yank.
But then I get to his house,
Looking like the cover of playgirl magazine
And I'm greeted, not by horny dudes banging down the door,
But our friend, whiskey dick.
Yes honey, the booze shut down fucking everyone.
So no dick for me, and I never even got to come!
So I hope you're up, kid,
Because we are all coming over.
Lock the doors, lower the blinds,
Fire up the fucking music and pop out your ass,
'Cause I know exactly what we need.

Let's have an orgy, I wanna have an orgy.
Lock the doors, tight.
Let's have a orgy, multifucker.
I'm gonna let you have it.
Let's have an orgy.
I wanna have an orgy.
Dive, turn, work.
Let's have an orgy.
We're gonna serve, and work and turn
And f-f-fuck me.


An orgy is a party, for fucking all your friends.
We're spilling seed, and getting rough just to delay the end.
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shut that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui.

Let's have an orgy, I wanna have an orgy.
Lock the doors, tight.
Let's have an orgy, multifucker.
I'm gonna let you have it.
Let's have an orgy.
I wanna have an orgy.
Dive, turn, work.
Let's have an orgy.
We're gonna serve, and work and turn,
And f-f-fuck me.

Well, it's an orgy, at least.
I'm sure at least one guy here is talented. 


(Work it dude, very liberty, eww, you know man.
We were sitting back here just having an orgy)

(Orgy, Soso, Oui Oui, Non Non) x4

Let's have an orgy, I wanna have an orgy.
Lock the doors, tight.
Let's have an orgy, multifucker.
I'm gonna let you have it.
Let's have an orgy.
I wanna have an orgy.
Dive, turn, work.
Let's have an orgy.
We're gonna serve, and work and turn,
And f-f-fuck me.

Let's have an orgy, I wanna have an orgy.
Lock the doors, tight.
Let's have an orgy, boxer dropper.
I'm gonna let you have it.
Let's have an orgy.
I wanna have an orgy.
Fuck, that, queen.
Let's have an orgy.
We're gonna serve, and work and turn
And f-f-fuck me.

 


For haqiqat's nodeshell challenge, and I regret nothing. I'm going to throw this writeup into the public domain.

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