• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• There Was A Friend
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• With him it was always like
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Was Gandhi a racist?
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• Best friend
• Friends since 6th grade
• Answer: friends
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• friends for life
• Kissing your best friend
• just a friend
• Sensual Friends
• Once more unto the breach, dear friends
• American Friends Service Committee
• Haiku on a Friend's Birthday
• Beaky Makes a Friend
• Foul-weather friend
• Was (Not Was)
• It was a dark and stormy night
• It was all God's fault
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was more than perfect understanding
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• It was the least I could do
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was my mom for a while
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• I was raised by the French government
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Renee was a princess
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• Can we still be friends?
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Friend, your white beard sweeps the ground
• A Good Friend
• David Friend
• Platonic friends are always right
• Are 'friends' electric?
• The time I nearly killed my friends
• Dealing with your friends having cancer
• strangers, enemies, Friends
• friend of (user)
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Leather-bound organizer
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• was ist das? (user)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I wish I was a fish
• The beginning was the end
• Cain was the first technologist
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• I wish I was a half of a two
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• Sal Allahu Allahi Wa Salam
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Friends of the Swastika
• Your Friends & Neighbors
• false friend
• More responsible child-bearing friends
• forward this to your friends
• The Difference between "friends" and "significant others"
• To an Amiable Friend Mourning the Death of an Excellent Father
• Our Mutual Friend
• Friends of Distinction
• Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• friend (user)
• No better friend, no worse enemy
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• What was left after the party
• She was locked in time
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• She was steady
• When I Was a Lad
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• I was Christian for a day
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• I was a teenage Overlord
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• I am that person I was watching
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• and with that, the final word was written
• Finding air where matter once was
• real drinks with imaginary friends
• Public Service Announcement: Curiosity Humiliated the Noder('s Friend)
• He's a good guy friend
• Pet Your Friends
• random internet friend
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• My Friend Flicka
• Best friends, for awhile
• Friends Of The Random Summer compilation
• Fine feathered friend
• friend? (user)
• lunch with a good friend
• the seven hills of Rome
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was never broken
• The world was black and white
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeņo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Day the World was about to End
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete

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