The struggle of an ex-couple to figure out whose friends will be whose after a bitter and acrimonious breakup. Since your ex is now the scum of the earth, they should all be yours, of course.

My ex-roommate Nita's a destructive creature, leaving all kinds of other exes in her path. The problem was always taking up with very cool kids, rushing it, and crushing their hearts. There are a few who see me, smile sadly, and look into the wind, and I always wish I had met them first. Then Nita would be a peripheral character in the story of us, and not the other way round.

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