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• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• I'll Tell You a Story
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• No, but I'll have a beer
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• You can't have everything
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I have to return some videotapes
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
• Bird of Ill Omen
• I'll see your Rickroll and raise you Chocolate Pain: A Memorial Weekend Nodermeet in St. Louis
• Tell me a story about trains
• My first comet
• Don't ask don't tell
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• Don't Tell a Soul
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• Knots I have known and loved
• Stoned music memories
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Licensed to Ill
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• being ill during exams
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• when strangers tell me to smile
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• How to distinguish a Dragon
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• tell me all your reasons
• Have a nice day
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I have no hair
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I have this delusion
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• A reason to drink
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You have your work cut out for you
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• have (user)
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• We have science and confidence
• I have glimpses that are novels
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• tell
• Show, don't tell
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Being a dickhead
• how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Tell ed-Duweir
• Your eyes tell a whole other story
• How to tell if paper is acid free
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• Let's all have an orgy!
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• does X have the buddha nature?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Why we have two ears
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some flies have all the luck
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The terrorists have already won
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The way things have always been done
• I have a Little Dreidel
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• This is why we can't have nice things
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• things you wouldn't have believed
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Seven: The Greatest Ill Among Men Is Ignorance of God
• I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• How to tell if a girl's interested in you
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful

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