Findings:

• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Be a model or just look like one
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• asshole
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Asshole Race
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Every Day an Asshole
• Dance-floor asshole
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Assholes and elbows
• The I-95 Asshole Song
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Assholes and Douchebags: A Comparison
• Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
• assholes (user)
• Assholes on the internet
• so many assholes
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• French-Canadian nationalism
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• just kidding
• just friends
• Just
• Just Do It
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Just a Minute
• Just being quiet and close
• Can we all just get along?
• Just say no to TV
• Just another perl hacker
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• Just for the hell of it
• To the world you're just one person
• Just Say No
• I just want to be friends
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• This is Just to Say
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because it happened to you
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Just a guy on a horse
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• we just can't give 'em away!
• 'just woke up' voice
• just a life-support system for a penis
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• It's just not cricket
• Just Say No to Dubs
• You just cut that guy off
• just a guy (user)
• Comics are not just for children
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Just Wrong
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Storing a doubly-linked list using just a single pointer field
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• A vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• We're all doing just fine
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• This Song's Just Six Words Long
• it's just one of those nights..
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• I just bought real estate in your mind
• My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• All we need is just to be
• just plain wrong
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• Just before you make that next move...
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• And then I will just slip away
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• it's just as true as the news
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• just a night
• That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• a just cause
• Just friends syndrome
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• BDSM - Not Just Kinky Sex
• Just A Touch
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I just work here
• Just Like Heaven
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Her hair, tangled

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