Suddenly, the dream
I'm having about wiring the Air Force Academy
with cat 5
is met with the addition of the idiot
college dropout DJ
on the local pop
radio station. His monotone voice seems distant, and he's just rattleing off a list of cities. Why?
I slowly come out of my restful slumber
. A glance at my window shows that there is a lot of snow
on the ground! As I begin to get up and look at it, I realize what's going on on the radio
: SCHOOL CLOSING ANNOUNCEMENTS!
I turn the radio up and listen intently.
I'll repeat the list one more time. In Illinois: Alton, Astoria,
Quincy Catholic schools, Quincy Christian, Quincy College- erm, I'm sorry, Quincy University.
Huh? Why are all the Quincy
schools out except for us?
And Quincy Public schools.
The weather really isn't that bad
. We've only got about 1½ inches
, which is nothing
for us hardy midwest
erners. I've gone to school with b4 inches before. I think the superintendant must have been watching channel 10
, where the idiot weatherman Cory McCloskey
predicted that we'd get 8 inches
combined with freezing rain and high winds. Oh well, I don't care. I'm posting this and then leaving, 'cause I've got to go break out my Flexible Flier