(a few days previous)

expansive gesture to cord on which reside two miserable christmas cards:

"How festive. You should hang a sign under it reading:

Which of the following seasonal activities did p_i not engage in last night?

  • 1) Eat an unripe persimmon on a concrete parkade barricade.
  • 2) Discuss Hitler with an overly-friendly security guard between mouthfuls of Slurpee
  • 3) Blow columns of bubbles flights into and above oncoming traffic
  • 4) Exchange presents with friends and family
If you guessed 4, you win our special holiday no-prize - a home version of this game! Congratulations, and thank you for playing!

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