Q. What's red and silver and runs into walls?
A. A baby with forks in its eyes.

Q. What's red and wooden and can't turn corners?
A. A baby with a spear through its back.

Q. What's worse than a lawn littered with dead babies?
A. Mowing it.

Humorous segue, as done in the previous node...

Q. What do Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A. They both have Kurds in their way.