Apparently Dem Bones
needs to pay some bills
, cause I heard from a friend's mother
's dead cousin
that unless 1,000 noders soft link
their home node
to this node Everything2
is going to require a 10$ a month subscription plus 5 cent to view a node, a quarter to vote, ten bucks to cool, and one dollar to create a writeup!
Don't let it happen! SOFT LINK
this node to every node you can find so more people will help save Everything
FAST, or those gluttons
are going to start charging! Tell all your friends! And soft link
them too while you're at it! Tell at least ten friends or your crush will get a pimple
on his/her butt! Tell twenty pet
s or your grandma's plastic hip
will pop out at the speed of light and assassinate the president
This is not chain spam
, this is FOR REAL!
WOULD I TYPE IN ALL CAPS IF THIS WASN"T REAL?!?!#@$!?
if you tried to softlink your homenode please smack yourself
we are all doomed