Bachelor chow is what Fry from Futurama eats almost every day. It looks sorta like a cross between cereal and dog food, and evidently it's good with milk.

My cousin Tom knew someone in college who made his own version of bachelor chow. I think the ingredients were something like this:


Place all the ingredients in a saucepan and cook until done, or a little more. Serve in the pot with any available utensils, ideally a spork or chopsticks left over from last week's chinese food delivery.

Mmm...