Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "when a British person offers you some tea you don't say no or else the Royal Navy shows up at your door"

• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't say no
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• You are no longer the girl next door. You are Godzilla in a prom dress.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Some Place Else
• Like no place else
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Stoned music memories
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• No hinges and no doors in this city
• Royal Navy
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• No doors
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• I don't know what else to do
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• No, I don't have channel 11
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't give up your day job
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• Dreaming up the Blue Door House
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Drink to the Boys in the Royal Navy
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• British trademark Santa Claus, America says "whatever"
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't wait up for me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't give up
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• You Don't Say
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• I don't think the sun was up
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• a folded up piece of paper slipped under your door
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors
• One British Royal Marine is worth 100 Taliban Soldiers!
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• How to say "else if"
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Royal Navy slang
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• Arthur, or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I just don't know when to quit.
• No, don't click that!
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• They don't understand my tea
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• British royal succession
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• Don't Say You Love Me
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• "Don't worry," he says
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Don’t give up the ship!
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I dont no (user)
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• People don't flail when they die
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Don't say the B-word
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• don't say the words
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• some things change, and some things don't

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