Findings:

• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• There can be only one
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• To Be There
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• There need to be more powers
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• There Must Be Someone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Some things that fly there be
• There will be no more stories to read
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• There will be time
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• anyone could be your brand new love
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Be there or be square
• There is some place I need to be
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• there will be a last
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• we can all just be around other people
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Let there be another next time
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• Fossils were put there by God
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• There By the Grace of God
• There is a house by the sea
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• you had to be there
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Who Will Be There
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• all the cute guys will be there
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• There are times when they seem to be right
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Where's the kaboom?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• There will never be another you
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• There Will Be Blood
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• I want to be the air around you.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends

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