Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the duplicity of thinking you know my dual-sided nature, but I'm actually three-dimensional"

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Being a dickhead
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• I know what I'm talking about
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• i know you are but what am i
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I'm Thinking of Ending Things
• I'm always thinking of you
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not racist but...
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• The city knows I'm leaving
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know more when I'm alone
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Love Actually
• Plotting three-dimensional functions on a graphical calculator
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt

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