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• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• Root pig or die
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• Bad command or file name
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• Say my name, bitch!
• How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
• Molecules with silly or unusual names
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• A boy named Ben
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Red or Blue Pill
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• -or
• For Better or For Worse
• Your Money or Your Life
• shift left (or right) logical
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• In my craft or sullen art
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• or what?
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Potential or Reality?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• paper or plastic
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• Be a model or just look like one
• sooner or later
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• When writers use Latin
• any way, shape or form
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Is music written or discovered?
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• hydrate or die
• Should I stay or should I go?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
• male or female
• My country, right or wrong!
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Queen or country?
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Lila or a Lie
• more or less
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Squid or Sailor?
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Is this the last four years or what?
• Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
• Ten stars or so
• indulgence or indictment
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• Now or Never
• I may or may not have been naked
• The Prime Mover, or God
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• is that a siren or a saxophone?
• Bobby Orr
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Portland, Oregon
• To be or not to be
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Our way or the highway
• Truth or Dare
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• 54-40 or fight!
• Trick or treat
• Jan Ors
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Is language innate or learned?
• Take it or leave it
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Pair or Single
• Are you in the light or in the dark?
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Live Free Or Die!
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• Spit or swallow?
• Abused or neglected children
• Sew or Staple?
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• island or lake?
• Bikini or thong?
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• St. John's or St. John?
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The Lady, or the Tiger?
• Cooking for One
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Jack's User Name (user)
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Either/Or
• believe it or not
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell

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