Findings:

• What pornos would have us believe
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• it's God's work to have us fail
• It must have rained or something
• you would have been
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• Ten stars or so
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• Them Or Us
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• believe it or not
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I have lost many things, so many
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I used to have so many dreams
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• So you don't have to
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• You, standing
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I believe you have my stapler
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Fifteen Miles Or So
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• I may or may not have been naked
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I would like to have emotions
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• he would have cried
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• he would have laughed
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• i have been burning for so long
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Bernie would have won
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II

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