Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "it doesn't really matter if god exists. The rules are the same either way."

• God probably doesn't exist
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• All matter is really energy condensed to a slow vibration
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• matter and spirit are one and the same. they are knitted together.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• Either Way
• Rain is always the same, no matter where you are
• They don't touch me the same way
• right to the ways and the rules of the world
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• Video files inside .zip archives
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• Who makes God's rules?
• Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
• Not really by the rules, but...
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• Walter goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• size doesn't matter
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Therefore, God exists
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• God works in mysterious ways
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• I don't feel the same way about you
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• Infinity Doesn't Exist
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Discordianism in the ranks of the the Cabal That Doesn't Exist
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• It doesn't get any better than this
• The song that doesn't end
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically it doesn't count
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• the river doesn't need a name to drown you
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Six Ways to Sunday
• Doesn't Remind Me
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• change doesn't happen
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
• Ignoring everything that doesn't fit your narrative
• old code doesn't rust. it also doesn't evolve.
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
• he doesn't talk

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