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• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Just to see what it would be like
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I never thought it would be like this
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• we can all just be around other people
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Mind without body
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Be different, just like everyone else
• A whimper would be fine
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Be a model or just look like one
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• it would be hilarious if only
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Work hard and be nice
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• I know what it's like to be dead
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• I just want to be friends
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Hot pursuit
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• I just want to be a drummer
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• We could all be blind
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• OBAFGKM
• Look siad me Be like me
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Paid to be nice
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• A fine time to be in the Army
• That I Would Be Good
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Just be home in time for supper
• What the American people want politics to be
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Life without music would be a mistake
• play dumb
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• What it's like to be in love
• The Man Who Would Be King
• What is it like to be a bat?
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• If I could be someone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• The mountain could be home
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• You could be so delicious
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• It's going to be fine
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• All we need is just to be
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• She must be what cocaine is like
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night

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