Findings:

• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• he smokes like a cello plays
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• I walk around when I'm high
• He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I like the way he reads poetry
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• he's like someone living in a dream
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I feel like I'm being watched
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• When he became an old man
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• he likes to watch you walk
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• He Looked Like the Summer
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• When I'm at my computer.
• i like my body when it is with your
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• He brings me books like flowers
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When I get like this
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
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• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• He Is Born
• Li He
• great things he has taught us
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Why won't he call?
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• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He loves me, he loves me not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Things you told me when we were in love
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• More than he was willing to give
• He says she says
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
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• He flops over and bonks his head
• What He Suffered
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He and She
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