Findings:

• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Comedy is tragedy plus time
• Your god might be evil....
• Be appropriate
• It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane
• There can be only one
• They Might Be Giants
• only the named can be destroyed
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• You might be a '90s kid if
• Adam fell that men might be
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• what can only be described as beast pits
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• You might be a Michigander
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Your dog might be evil...
• you just might be evil
• it would be hilarious if only
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• You might be a Mormon
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I Might Be Wrong
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Beware! This might be reality!
• Starving in the greenhouse
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• might be burned in at this point
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You might be a moogle...
• delete as appropriate
• Reverse Genders Where Appropriate
• Provide Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism
• Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act
• Information wants to be free
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• I wanna be your dog
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Soon to be off the air
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• The waywardness of love is part of its nature and this is both its glory and its tragedy.
• Will I be given that chance?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• How to be anonymous
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you

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