Findings:
- feline allergies
- He loves me, he loves me not
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- ME IN LOVE (user)
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Nobody Loves Me
- Love Me or Leave Me
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Because I say so
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- He taught me how to smoke
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- She loved me for my maths
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Loves me like a bottle
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- He called me Sarah once
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- He that is not with me is against me.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Pity Me, My Love
- Why I love Pascal so much
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Don't Say You Love Me
- What it's like to be in love
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- because I love skating bears
- O tell me the truth about love
- You say you love; but with a voice
- Because I love you
- Do you think you could love me now?
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I married him because he was not mean
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He Hate Me
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- she, he, and me
- He brings me books like flowers
- They did so because they believed they could.
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- He loved Big Brother.
- he that is not with me is against me
- Jesus He Knows Me
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Pity me not because the light of day
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- She Loves Me
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
- And so, we made sweet love with the weather
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- Love forgive me if I wish you grief
- Hold me closer and say you love me
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Mama, Do You Love Me?
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- If you really loved me
- I thought you loved me
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- She loves me, she loves me not
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Love me the way that I love you
- Tell me of the nature of love
- Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- Spare Me a Little of Your Love
- let me love you (user)
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Show Me Love
- PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
- So, he's leaving
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- Because I love you (in 65 words)
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- he calls me girly (user)
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He speaks so well!
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- he calls me monster
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- The day he gave me a lift
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- love me
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Somebody Loves Me
- Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
- Jesus Loves Me
- Can't Buy Me Love
- If No One Will Love Me
- She said she loved me
- Know me better, and love me better
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
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