Findings:
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Books I have bought for next year
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- One Week to the Door
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- you would have been
- One year old
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- One Million Years A.D.
- The hope that one of us would learn to swim
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Batman: Year One
- Athens, Ohio. Year One
- Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- Names I have acquired over the years
- A Widow for One Year
- Beyond Calculation, The Next Fifty Years of Computing - A Commentary
- A Year at the Movies: One Man's Filmgoing Odyssey
- seven years for one afternoon of blissful transgression
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Adventures in veterinary school: Year One
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- We would return to one another
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
- The next 100 years according to Sir Arthur C. Clarke
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- The Girl Next Door
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- The House Next Door
- Words that only have one context
- Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- What pornos would have us believe
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- Have One On Me
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- The Boys Next Door
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- You are no longer the girl next door. You are Godzilla in a prom dress.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- next year in Jerusalem
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Same Time, Next Year
- Next Year
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- One Hundred Years of Solitude
- Attack of the neighbors from next door!
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- Mr Jolly Lives Next Door
- New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
- One Thousand Years of Darkness
- I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- One year, just.
- We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- Chicago calls to one who would listen
- One Million Years B.C.
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- IPO, company parking lot one year later
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I would open a door for you
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I have one whole anus
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- next door
- Fire next door
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- You stole what they would have given you
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I would like to have emotions
- When you know things are just meant to be
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- door prize
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- How to break through the next locked door
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- I could have been one of a two
- The Cat Next Door
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- Fireplace accessories
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- he would have laughed
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- The next mass extinction may have already begun.
- The Dead Next Door
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Bernie would have won
- Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
- he would have cried
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- "girl next door' attractive personality
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- The Next Hundred Years
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- house next door
- Codename: Kids Next Door
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