Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "although, if you don't believe in an aferlife, it means that if someone dies, they learn nothing"

• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• People don't flail when they die
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• when someone you disliked dies
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• Don't let me die nervous
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I believe in nothing
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• They mean to eat the blancmange
• the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Sounds cool and means nothing
• They die obscurely under assumed names
• the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I don't believe in Forever
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• When you kill people they die
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• I don't believe in anything
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• I don't believe in falling in love
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• you realize death means nothing
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• You don't believe in evolution?
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• They don't know what they're missing
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• Ground rush
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Rape committed by women
• It don't mean anything moves
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• They don't know what I've done
• Don't Believe the truth
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• And They Didn't Die
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Precedent Means Nothing These Days
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• zero means nothing
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Letter addressed to nobody that means nothing
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• The goggles, they do nothing
• When something means nothing and nothing means everything
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• They are not talking much, and the talk is quiet, of nothing in particular
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• believe nothing (user)
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
• Nothing Will Die
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Old video games don't die
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• Saying what you don't mean
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• I don't want to die
• I don't believe in ghosts
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• I Don't Believe in Love
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• They Don't Want Me
• They don't touch me the same way
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• People who don't smoke will never die

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