Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "a drooling illiterate moron who kids himself with a pathetic unfounded belief in his own communicative ability"

• To Each His Own
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• A World of His Own
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Your beliefs should not impact your ability to get a job
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• A Prophet in His Own Country
• aware of his own mortality
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• his own tongue (user)
• A Frolic of his Own
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• A man and his own face
• Stop quoting fiction as the author's own beliefs
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Know your pets
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Who owns your books?
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• In His Own Image
• Left to His Own Devices
• The Man Who Folded Himself
• How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• In His Own Write
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Jesse, at the helm of his own fears
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• History of His Own Time
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• For Pierre, who hurts himself with liquor
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• I killed a man with his own stomach
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Who owns our writeups?
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• Who owns the moon?
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Who owns the voting machines?
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• To each his own religion
• up his own arse
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• D&D abilities
• Does the pace of technology outpace our ability to use it for good?
• Uncanny Abilities
• potion of gain ability
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• Herbs for psychic abilities
• fleshing ability
• ability (user)
• The most important part of any feature is the ability to turn it off
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• the ability to fly above storms
• belief
• religious belief
• belief system
• Beyond Belief: A Buddhist Critique of Christianity
• Beyond Belief: Introduction
• Beyond Belief: Christian Arguments for God's Existence
• Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus. Part 2
• Beyond Belief: Buddhism - the Logical Alternative
• Beyond Belief: How to Answer the Evangelists
• Beyond Belief: How to answer the Evangelists. Part 2
• Beyond Belief: Conclusion
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• belief space
• Principles of Wiccan Belief
• Principle of Belief Conservation
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• Density belief system
• Harmonic belief system
• The beliefs of the North American Indians
• Five Core Beliefs of Unity
• True Belief
• zone of comfortable belief
• Belief and Being (category)
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism.
• Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
• Perception and the entrenchment of beliefs
• How much is kinetics, how much is belief, how much is sorcery
• do not choose your beliefs; find them
• truth and belief are interrelated
• Communicative
• drooling fanboy
• Something Under the Bed Is Drooling
• I can't stop drooling
• All Lights Fucked On The Hairy Amp Drooling
• Himself
• More evil than Satan himself
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• Rocking slightly, reading the newspaper aloud to himself and everyone else on the bus
• Elegy for himself
• God Himself is with Us
• Epitaph on Himself
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Bigger than Himself
• Button-Bright Loses Himself
• Lions are cats, he reminded himself
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• then, cloaks himself (user)
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• The Tin Woodman Talks to Himself
• himself IV (user)
• himself VIva (user)
• HE HIMSELF (user)
• Remember that the poet is himself not so beautiful
• why are we who we are?
• de Molay recanted his confession
• too big for his britches
• His girlfriend
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Atom and His Package
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• His Name Is Alive
• The Eagle and His Captor
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Man and His Wife
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• pull the steel wool over his eyes

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