When the eyelids of a moth are sewn together, it is proven to have the uncanny ability to fly in front of the television screen during the crucial parts of any movie or sporting event being watched.

Dr. Spotwinkledonker, a professor and lecturer of “Uncanny Abilities”, has furthered her research into other such “uncanny” events by way of experiments funded by the Jamaican Cheese Moulders’ Association and the Scottish Morris Dancing Bell Maker’s Guild (Loch Slobercoc Branch). The good doctor initiated research into the following topics:

The facts are still being collated, but the evidence is stacking up (although inconclusive at this stage) that God has many such practical jokes He plays on us every day, and He is, in fact, laughing his ass off at us right now.

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