Findings:

• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• the tide going out
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• I hope you're servin' tea with those saucer eyes
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Lost in Boston?
• Should I be happy?
• Put out to stud
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• The end will be a sellout
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• When you know things are just meant to be
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Ways of going out in cricket
• Putting a match out in your mouth
• Three strikes you're out
• Put out to pasture
• Putt it out
• You know you're blacked out when...
• How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• There Must Be Someone
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• going out
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• I hope you're fucking happy
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• Collision avoidance technique
• put out
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• How to pack someone out of your life
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• Get a rise out of someone
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• If I could be someone
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• It's going to be fine
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• You're too good to be human
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Starving in the greenhouse
• This poem can be put off no longer
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• How it's Going to Be
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• everything is going to be alright
• Eye contact at a distance
• Going to school with large bags under your eyes
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• Going out with a bang
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Is she really going out with him?
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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