Findings:

• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• When Everything2 goes mainstream
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Next time you leave me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Get back to me
• Liver, come back to me
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Love Me or Leave Me
• When good code goes bad
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• back door
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• Back Door Sluts 9
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Close the door before you leave
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• When the jungle took the city back
• When neon signage goes wrong
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• When tofu goes bad (thing) (recording)
• Don't leave me alone
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• When tofu goes bad
• Can You Take Me Back
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• man when you are telling me how it was
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• When I went back in time to kill you
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• The room labeled "Leave your bullshit at the door"
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When your presents give me hives
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• Back when our blood was still warm
• The anti-insomnia powers of a 4 door with a large back seat
• holding me back
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• I lent you my favorite dictionary. It came back with ripped out pages.
• Back door man
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• In Through the Out Door
• something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
• Out The Door And Into The Car
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• These are the days when birds come back
• Coming out of the closet and running back in
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Leave me
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• When Graverobbing Goes Wrong
• Pay me for the door repair charge
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• leave me alone
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• where does that leave me?
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Silence leaves when it's ready
• turn me on, and leave a scabby body
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• when the last opportunity leaves
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Take Me Back to Tech
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• The Emergency Services called me back
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Give me back my bike!
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch

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