Findings:
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
- You, standing
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Something was about to happen.
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Gari
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- I never really thought about it
- It was always about words
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How to make a decent cup of tea
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
- It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- How about NO
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- Vindaloo Paste
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How to make a Ghillie Suit
- Homemade household cleaning agents
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- shortcrust pastry
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- I know something about love
- This whole business about saying hello and saying goodbye is tiresome.
- Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- There's something terribly romantic about addiction
- How to make whine
- Alfredo sauce
- Campfire
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Chinese lantern
- How would you understand?
- Making a decent bomb threat
- How to make your breasts look bigger
- How to make your own toothpaste
- How to make Anti-Nielsen Page
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- The Day the World was about to End
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- how about not (user)
- There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I'll give you something to cry about
- I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
- Something I thought only I thought about
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- Porn industry
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- how to make a mess
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- How to make love to a virgin
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Paneer
- How to crack root and not get caught
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- How come we never dated?
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- Frog cum
- How much money do you make?
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Salary of the President of the United States
- How it would happen
- How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- Making conversation
- How to make ASCII characters in HTML
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to make a halo of fire in Photoshop
- How to make a left turn in LA
- How to make chipped text in Photoshop
- How to make a fake fire
- Something about parts of you
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- There's something about a funeral
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How To Think About God
- It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
- teen drinking
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- The reason we were so excited about Y2K
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- Photography and religion
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- There is something about airports and bus terminals
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- maybe it's the writing about it that makes it great
- Kirby G6
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- something about bees
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- There's something about cats... (category)
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
- How to make brown
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- How to write about colors?
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