This node has nothing to do with the gentle stroking of amphibious genitals (though I wonder if that would work). It is, in fact, the recipe for a particularly vile cocktail that a friend and I created in a very inebriated state during a cocktail party I was having.
Take a blender with a 750mL-1L capacity and into it pour the following liquids:
Blend until contents is mixed (and you don’t still have that greasy oil-slick
look that you get when too much alcohol is added to a mixture).
Ensure you have had plenty to drink before attempting to drink (or even make for that matter) this drink. It tastes bloody awful, but damn it has a kick!