Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Wait, so despite several years of loyal service I'M a non-entity due to the whole 'evil' thing, but the friggin' HELLHOUND gets a pass?"

• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Evil is so civilized
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• When did the World get so old?
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• We are the same age but years apart
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I'm not racist but...
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• So you want to be evil
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• It hasn't been so long, but
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• and but so
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• your contribution is forever, but your service is finite
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• This essay was due a year ago
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• How to get good in-flight service
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Being a dickhead

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