Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "They later found out he was under the influence, but at the time people blamed the paparazzi"

• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• He was found
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• The day I found out I was a guy
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• More than he was willing to give
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• At least he was gentle
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• they never found the body
• Things people put up their butts
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• He smiles but it's not real.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• But what are they really thinking?
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Hot pursuit
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• /but what was the question?
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• they carry but they do not understand
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy

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