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• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• There can be only one
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Would you want to live there?
• If the Sharks Were People
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Life without music would be a mistake
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• There is a dark beating life behind people’s actions and traits
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• There are only three kinds of people
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• They knew what our pain would be.
• That would be me
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Mind without body
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Just to see what it would be like
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• That I Would Be Good
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• There Will Be Blood
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• That Would Be Enough
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• There will be time
• Let there be another next time
• Some things that fly there be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• A whimper would be fine
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• eternity would be boring
• There is some place I need to be
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I never thought it would be like this
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• there will be a last
• There will never be another you
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• you had to be there
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Where's the kaboom?
• Who Will Be There
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• There need to be more powers
• The Ten Commandments revised
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• There Must Be Someone
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If you would be seated
• There will be no more stories to read
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Be there or be square
• If you would be so kind

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