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• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• he was a punk poet himself
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I Saw Her Again Last Night
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• making certain he was touching her
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• He Was Only Joking
• The Last Time I Saw Richard
• Lavisarin vs. The Bathroom door: An Inspiring Tale of a New Age Hero
• Frame saw
• The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I married him because he was not mean
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• some say he was never here at all
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• He was found
• The Last Time I Saw Amelia Earhart
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Last year was always better
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Don't Go Out the Door
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• the reassuring solidity of the door frame against her spine
• More than he was willing to give
• At least he was gentle
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• The door was closed
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He Was a Crook
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• All he left her was alone
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• That's Just How He Was
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• The last time I saw Orson Welles
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• I came, I saw and was undone
• the last time I saw Jane
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
• A knock there was upon the door
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• Executive Bathroom
• bathroom break
• Female restroom etiquette
• Who's in the bathroom?
• Stealth Bathroom Attendant
• Adventures in the men's bathroom : A female perspective
• The bathroom cerberus
• Bathroom Statistics
• Use your paper towel to turn the doorknob in the bathroom
• Bathroom Reading
• bathroom neutral color
• She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
• How to flood a bathroom
• Can I go to the bathroom?
• Finding a bathroom in New York City
• My ideal bathroom
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• I have to go to the bathroom
• Soliciting homosexual intercourse in the stalls of public bathrooms
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• bathroom basketball
• Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
• Public bathroom science
• Random Hall Bathroom Server
• How to clean a bathroom
• Greta Garbage's Outrageous Bathroom Book
• Great American Bathroom Book
• In the bathrooms and the bad motels
• bathroom poetry
• Dealing with foggy bathroom mirrors
• U.S. Government Standard Bathroom Malodor
• Leave your ego at home in the bathroom mirror
• Bathroom Suicide
• Bathroom (user)
• Prone on the bathroom floor, realising that heartbreak has a physical manifestation
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Door County, Wisconsin
• trap door
• The Polka Dot Door
• open door policy
• A Wind in the Door
• the Green Glass Door
• Shut Not Your Doors
• In Through the Out Door
• History of The Doors
• Sliding Doors
• Pictures of my parents' house taped on my fridge door
• The Lockless Door
• 3 Doors Down
• The Girl Next Door
• revolving door
• screen door
• Close the door before you leave
• The wolf is at the door
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• Princess Isca and the Forbidden Door
• stage door
• automatic doors
• The door is always open
• The Door in the Hedge
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• the string plus door method of tooth removal
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• This is a window, not a door
• How to Open a Door
• Why it's rude to open a door for a woman
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• The Unspeakable Horror on the Restroom Door
• Peeling labels from beer bottles as summer crawls to your door in the morning
• Save keys to open doors
• Open the pod bay door, HAL
• Out The Door And Into The Car
• refinishing an old door
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• Dear, there's a sphenisciform at the door
• sock on the door knob
• next door
• The lad came to the door at night
• There Are Doors
• How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
• secret door
• Bus door mechanism
• Klonoa: Door To Phantomile
• Six Sense Doors
• The Head on the Door
• door prize
• The Door in the Wall
• The anti-insomnia powers of a 4 door with a large back seat
• doors of perception (user)

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