In reality, less of a game of basketball
and more a game of sheer boredom
. This is a solo game and requires that the participant be sitting in a bathroom stall
. The rules are as follows:
First, make sure the adjacent stall is empty
. Try asking for toilet paper
as a ruse
, so as not to sound like a pervert
Second, take a small amount of toilet paper
from your dispenser. If your stall is equipped with a tradtional roll, try to use less than 3 squares. If you are presented with tissue-style dispensers, I recommend a single sheet.
In the event that you have no toilet paper
, you should follow the instructions in step one, as well as consider reevaluating your strategy for choosing the right bathroom stall
up your toilet paper
. A tight ball
Finally, take aim. Your target is the bowl
of the adjacent stall.
Score is awarded for accuracy.
Strategy: Try to aim 'short.' Remember, the stall walls are high and you should ideally have your shot begin to fall as it clears the wall.
Alternative play methods: Same rules, but aim for urinals
or toilet bowl
s that are not adjacent. Again, refer to rule #1 before beginning your game.